Smells Like Retirement Scented Candle

"Smells like retirement. Now get the heck outta here!" This humorous candle will brighten your home and makes a fun retirement gift for coworker, the boss, friends or just to indulge yourself.

Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax, this candle not only fills your home with enchanting fragrances but also aligns with eco-friendly values. Perfect for a funny gift for a boss friend or coworker's retirement. It's also great for holiday gift giving and birthdays. Nine scents are available, including cozy Christmas Warmth and refreshing Sea Salt + Orchid, offering something for all scent preferences. Unscented also available.

Product features:

• Eco-friendly and non-toxic, made from vegan soy wax blend.
• Nine aromatic scents are available to suit different preferences.
• Long-lasting burn time of 50-60 hours for extended enjoyment.
• ASTM compliant for safety standards and peace of mind.
• Reusable glass vessel that adds elegance to your decor.

Scent profiles:

• Apple Harvest - A crisp, authentic ripe apple scent blended with vibrant fruit notes and a hint of warm spice. This fragrance captures the essence of a freshly picked apple orchard and is enriched with natural essential oils, including cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, orange, and cedarwood, adding depth and seasonal warmth to the aroma.
• Atlantis Whisper - Dive into the mystique of the deep with this captivating scent, where salty oceanic notes drift through the air like whispers from a forgotten world. Anchored by dark musk and smooth sandalwood, the fragrance is enriched with a medley of essential oils that evoke the timeless allure and hidden beauty of the lost city of Atlantis.
• Christmas Warmth - This inviting scent features a cozy fusion of zesty orange spice, fresh fir, and crisp pine, complemented by the comforting aroma of a smoky fireplace. Infused with essential oils, this fragrance captures the festive warmth and nostalgic charm of the holiday season.
• Cinnamon Vanilla - This scent profile blends the rich, full-bodied aroma of spicy cinnamon with the smooth, sweet, and creamy notes of vanilla. The fragrance oil is enhanced with natural essential oils, including gurjun balsam, adding depth and warmth to the overall composition.
• Clean Cotton - Fresh and comforting, this scent opens with airy cotton blossom and a splash of bright lemon, evoking the essence of sun-dried laundry on a breezy day. Soft linen and delicate powder form the heart of the fragrance, while a gentle base of smooth sandalwood and subtle violet adds warmth and a clean, floral finish.
• Coconut Cream + Cardamom - This distinctive scent profile opens with an exotic blend of curry spice, zesty lemon, and rich, buttery top notes. At its heart, creamy coconut merges with bold pepper and the warm, aromatic essence of cardamom. The fragrance settles into a soft, sweet finish with musky and powdery undertones, creating a truly luxurious and layered experience.
• Peppered Passionfruit - Bold and tropical fusion, this scent bursts open with vibrant top notes of zesty orange, fresh melon, lush green accords, and juicy pineapple. At its heart lies a rich medley of succulent mango, creamy coconut, delicate jasmine, and tangy passionfruit. Anchoring the fragrance is a warm, sensual base of amber, musk, and smooth sandalwood, creating a layered and exotic experience.
• Sea Salt + Orchid - A serene and sophisticated fragrance that opens with crisp sea salt and refreshing ozone, evoking a gentle ocean breeze. The heart reveals a delicate floral blend of jasmine, lily of the valley, and fresh green leaves, creating a soft yet invigorating bouquet. A smooth base of driftwood and warm tonka bean adds depth and a touch of coastal warmth to this tranquil scent.
• White Sage + Lavender - This calming scent opens with soothing top notes of lavender, balanced by a herbal heart of camphor, chamomile, sage, and rosemary. Anchoring the fragrance is a grounding base of warm sandalwood and earthy cedarwood, creating a serene and restorative aromatic experience.

Care instructions: Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items.

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